Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Buda and Pest



I landed in Budapest at 2:15 local time, hoping that my tour guide for the day hadn't abandonded me for being 45 minutes late. Things were made worse when for some reason the airport staff forgot to open the door at the end of the tunnel from the plane into the gate, so we were all trapped for about twenty minutes. When we were finally released I rushed to customs, expecting the standard third-degree and body cavity searching, only to be surprised that apparently all it takes to get into Hungary is a desire to get into Hungary. I flashed the officer my passport, and I was in.

In the sea of people waiting for passengers to disembark was a man in a shirt and tie holding aloft a handwritten sign that read "KER". This, I knew, must be Miklos, my guide for the day.

After briefly echanging pleasantries Miklos and I headed over to his taxi, whose meter would be off that day so that I could pay him without the relatively new capitalist government getting its grubby hands on it. I would learn alot about capitalists and their grubby hands today. After only four tries the van got started, and we drove into Budapest, Pest side first.

As it turns out, the two most important words to Miklos are "terrible" and "fantastic", and these two terms can only be used to refer to two distinct time periods. If an event happened before 1993, it was terrible, but if it happened after then it is fantastic. This is true even if Miklos means to say that something recent is terrible. Take, for example, the Prius, about which he said "it has no manual transmission and is much too expensive - fantastic!" Anyways, I can see why he uses those words for those time periods. Most of the sights we sighted had to do with the Hungarians fighting off fascism and Comminism, so anything that had to do with those earlier eras is terrible and the country's new freedom is fantastic (even though he bemoans the fact that now that people have thre freedom to do whatever they want, they no longer want to do anything).

That being said, the sights were terrific. We saw all of the most popular areas, like Heroes Square, the Citadel, and the Palace, as well as many beautiful views of the Danube and the Jewish area. What impressed me so much about the city is the way the the architecture and buildings of the past are integrated seamlessly into the city of the present. I guess that is something that many older European cities will have in common, and I am only impressed by it because my native land is such a baby in comparison, but it was really nice to see a city with some history behind it, and have a guide who (seemed?) to care about it.

After our five-hour long date, Miklos took me back to airport where I waited with an eclectic mix of people for the tiniest plane to ever land in Israel (not really, but I'm used to jumbo-jets with movies and game rooms and outdoor pools). Of course this flight, too, was delayed, but this time because they'd oversold the flight and had to bribe people to give up their seats. Then they found two suspicious bags (the owners were from Amsterdam - I wonder what they were hiding...) that they had to take care of. Once that was done we were off, finally, to Israel.

Yeah, I'm on my way...

We started off in Pearson Airport, Rina's parents waiting for her at a nearby hotel (I assume that it wasn't as seedy as it sounds), with plenty of time to get through security and onto the plane. We did all of the obligatory romantic goodbyes, such as giving out letters to be read on the plane and asking strangers to take our picture. Then it was off through security, where they scratched up our new laptop in their thorough search for secret terrorist plots against Hungarian airlines, and to the gate, where I waited for and extra hour before the plane was ready for take-off. At midnight, I was finally allowed to board.

The plane ride was great. Apparently they wanted us to have an authentic Eastern Europe experience, so their was no in-flight entertainment except for carts of free liquor and 1980s graphics of a plane blinking across a map with a dotted line coming out of its butt. The time-zone on the plane was also already set for some other country, so they served us dinner at 1 a.m. (following our snack of wheat cakes fried in pork fat, of course), and brunch five hours later. And then the booze-mobile came by again. And again. The most entertaining part of the trip was watching the stewardess who looked like Rina's grandmother (in both coiffure and pant-suit) parade up and down the narrow aisles in high heeled shoes, pork-fries and whiskey in tow.

I'm not really certain how to divide up the days, so I'll just leave this as day one, and my landing in Budapest as day two.